"I could say I read it over the door."
"Bosh. Travellers don't read the names over the doors,
when they go into pubs. You're an entire stranger to him.
Call him `Boss'. Say `Good-day, Boss,' when you go in,
and swing down your swag as if you're used to it. Ease it down like this.
Then straighten yourself up, stick your hat back, and wipe your forehead,
and try to look as hearty and independent and cheerful as you possibly can.
Curse the Government, and say the country's done. It don't matter